Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Adventures of Chairman Meow


Once upon a time there was a little kitty named Chairman, she was the cutest kitty in all the land. All the girls fussed and pampered over her. played with her and competed for her affections. And yet she yearned for something new and exciting.

One day she saw a opening in her world and she decided to venture into this new unchartered universe. This new universe was sparse and uninhabited, little Chairman felt lonely and sad with no one to play with or preen over her, nor were there any warm and soft furniture to curl up upon, but she could not make it back through the secret passage way home. Many hours later her good step-sister Mozilla woke to find her sister missing and went to investigate. She was not in the living room, the hall or the sleeping room of the two house slaves. She started to worry and tried with all her kitty power to wake up the two slaves by any any means possible; purring loudly, poking her face in the hands and faces of the sleeping slaves and still not giving up even after she was put outside the door by meowing so loudly the female slave started to wonder what was wrong, and even had the notion it was strange that Chairman was not also there joining in the antics. When the male slave got up from his resting place, the female slave said it was strange indeed the Chairman had not made yet an appearance even with his food being put out for him. When the male slave went to investigate he could hear faint meowing and as he came to the front door the meowing got louder. He discovered Chairman has spent the night in the sparse and cold universe all on her own with only a welcome mat to keep her company. However after many apologies, pets and fresh food little Chairman Meow seemed to have forgotten the entire episode and was back to chasing her sister around the house, over the furniture and demanding to be preened over like nothing at all had happened.

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